Welcome To My Little Corner Of The Universe

Hello! I'm Kat.

I'm a sassy, sarcastic, dorky, and romantic seventeen year old.

I have an amazing boyfriend named Bryce.

This is my "whatever the hell I want to post blog" and an outlet for my feelings.

I hope I'm all you want in this life, and if I am not, please know that I have tried.

electromoonbeam:

nextlevelgoogly:

poolfullofjello:

i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken:

i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken

Its decided my life goal is now to star in an infomercial 

How do white people survive?

Is she trying to clean up that wine with a copy of Sonic 2?

All about me

(via official-2014)

cravings:

things i drop

  • my phone
  • my food 
  • my pens
  • my grades
  • the bass 

(Source: cravings, via sarcastic-snowflake)

snorlaxatives:

it’s 2014 and there’s still guys tryna rock the 2009 justin bieber hairstyle please love yourself

(via estebanjulioricardomdelarosarmrz)

babybluesuv:

royonfire:

I present to you a puppy eating watermelon.

I can’t stop thinking about this

(via teenytigress)

queerallman:

one time my girlfriend texted me this blurry picture of a thermometer and there was a second where i had a heart attack because i thought it was a pregnancy test but then i came to the realization that we’re lesbians

(Source: h8culture, via chroniclesofsuperbabies)

glitterghoul:

ophelia-pain:

You ever have those moments where, just out of nowhere, you’re hit with a rock-hard Halloween boner? You are suddenly consumed with desire for pumpkin spice flavored everything, orange and black decorations everywhere you look, skulls, pumpkins, spiderwebs, spooky music, movies like Hocus Pocus and Trick R Treat, stripey stockings on the cheap, weak-ass little fog machines, ect. even though it’s the middle of goddamn June?

365 days of the year

(via a-rebelangel)

flexsays:

Jennifer Lawrence in “Catching Fire”.

flexsays:

Jennifer Lawrence in “Catching Fire”.

(via fireandbloodmotherfucker)

spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

archivesofgallifrey:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

willgrahamps:

wait if eve ate the apple then why the fuck is it called an adam’s apple

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because she ate the apple, and then convinced adam to eat the apple as well so that she wouldn’t be alone, but the piece he bit off got stuck in his throat.

It got stuck because at the exact moment he was swallowing, God jumped out from behind a bush like 

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!”

(Source: alexdturnerd, via oh-hey-fuck-you)

aconsultingwarlock:

itsajensenthing:

starlit-notes:

I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.

this will be my speech when i win an oscar

Don’t forget the hips, for not lying. 

(Source: ohrendelle, via the-ill-uminati)

(Source: iraffiruse, via the-ill-uminati)

georgedickham:

have you ever met a person that you’re forced to mantain a level of cold civility towards but if you could you would totally punch them as hard as you could but you can’t so every second you’re forced to be around them you’re thinking of smashing their face in just so they’ll shut up

(Source: oldwomanjosie, via estebanjulioricardomdelarosarmrz)

evabadon:

"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids

(via estebanjulioricardomdelarosarmrz)

sloth-grunge:

becoming self aware of your breathing and blinking is the worst thing

(via estebanjulioricardomdelarosarmrz)